Reverse Surf City The other night, I decided to count all the people I have been seriously attracted to since the age of 18. (Of course, like most people, I didn't actually sleep with most of these folks). When I reviewed the list, I realized that men outnumbered women by two-to-one. (I'm a man). Jan and Dean sang "Surf City" about a place where there are "two girls for every boy." So I guess my attractions are a Reverse Surf City -- two boys for every girl. I think a lot of bi guys and straight women would like those odds.

Beach Blanket BIngo! Great. Now I'm going to have Jan and Dean songs running through my head.